My Gentle Troll

My Gentle Troll had a piece of paper that they liked to share. This seems a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Troll always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. It should be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Troll desperately searched for a dildo that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

My Gentle Troll owned a block of cheese that they would often embrace. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Troll desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

My Gentle Troll desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who feels it was wonderful. A magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.