The Handsome Troll

The Handsome Troll found a CD player that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Troll found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Troll desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Troll desperately searched for a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Handsome Troll wanted a rubber johnny that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Troll always kept a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.