His Foolish Troll

His Foolish Troll desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

His Foolish Troll desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

His Foolish Troll searched for a cup that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to select.

His Foolish Troll found a custard pie that they would share. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

His Foolish Troll had a cucumber that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

His Foolish Troll wanted a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.