A Square Troll

A Square Troll always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Square Troll looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

A Square Troll desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A lava lamp being the item selected.

A Square Troll desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A chocolate bar was the chosen item.

A Square Troll craved for a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. A vibrator is the item to choose.

A Square Troll desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.