The Purple Troll

The Purple Troll desperately looked for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Purple Troll always carried a pint of beer that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Troll desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It is a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was simply life. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Purple Troll always carried a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Troll desperately desired a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Troll always kept a melon that they sometimes worship. It was a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen item.