My Weary Troll

My Weary Troll desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often eat. It might have been a strange idea, to many, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

My Weary Troll desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

My Weary Troll desperately looked for a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

My Weary Troll carried a bag of flour that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was fun. A bag of flour is the thing to select.

My Weary Troll had a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

My Weary Troll always carried a cucumber to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A cucumber is the item to opt for.