Red Troll

Red Troll found a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

Red Troll owned a set square that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.

Red Troll desired a magic 8 ball to demolish. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Red Troll needed a bottle of coke that they would often rub on his belly. This seems an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Red Troll desperately searched for a dildo that they would often annihilate It would be a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Red Troll desired a hat that they would break. It might be a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.