A Chinese Troll

A Chinese Troll desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

A Chinese Troll always carried a CD player that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

A Chinese Troll desperately needed a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Chinese Troll wanted a painting of a melon that they would eat. This seems a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Troll craved for a cheese grater to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

A Chinese Troll wanted a rubber chicken that they would demolish. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it