The Grumpy Troll

The Grumpy Troll wanted a porno magazine to embrace. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Troll desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Troll always had with them a ball to rub on his belly. It would have been a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it was amazing. A ball is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Troll craved for a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item selected.

The Grumpy Troll found a cucumber that they would often smash. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Troll searched for a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. It should be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to select.