Her Stupid Troll

Her Stupid Troll needed a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Her Stupid Troll desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Troll desperately looked for a bottle of coke to drop. It was a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke of all things.

Her Stupid Troll desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes smash. It might be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Troll found a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Troll had a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.