The Red Troll

The Red Troll owned a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Red Troll had a cheese grater that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Red Troll desperately looked for a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Red Troll always carried a CD player to put up their bum. It should have been an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Red Troll always carried a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Red Troll needed a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.