A Square Troll

A Square Troll carried a melon that they would smash. It was a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Troll owned a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Troll had a crown that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Troll needed a melon that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

A Square Troll wanted a mug that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Square Troll always had with them a set of lego that they liked to share. It would have been a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a set of lego of all things.