Her Cheerful Troll

Her Cheerful Troll had a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Her Cheerful Troll always had with them a bag of flour to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Cheerful Troll desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Cheerful Troll looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Troll always carried a melon that they would demolish. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was simply life. A melon is the item to opt for.

Her Cheerful Troll desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was simply life. A pint of beer would be the item chosen.