His Orange Troll

His Orange Troll desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd action, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Orange Troll desired a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

His Orange Troll craved for a pint of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Orange Troll always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

His Orange Troll had a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Orange Troll searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.