Horny Troll

Horny Troll always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Horny Troll craved for a melon that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be entertaining. A melon was the item that was opted for.

Horny Troll desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Troll found a piece of paper that they would share. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Troll needed a hat that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

Horny Troll desperately searched for a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was opted for.