Dodgy Troll

Dodgy Troll desperately searched for a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

Dodgy Troll always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Dodgy Troll always kept a helmet to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels it was wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen thing.

Dodgy Troll owned a bag of poop to sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Troll desperately desired a stapler to insert somewhere. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Troll always carried a computer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was opted for.