A Unusual Troll

A Unusual Troll searched for a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.

A Unusual Troll needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

A Unusual Troll always carried a sack of potatoes that they would worship. It should have been an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

A Unusual Troll always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

A Unusual Troll desperately needed a bag of flour to break. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is stunning. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.

A Unusual Troll searched for a condom that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a condom was the chosen item.