The Purple Troll

The Purple Troll always had with them a lava lamp that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Purple Troll often carried a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Troll, who considered it was sublime. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Troll desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Troll always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Troll needed a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Troll desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.