His Confused Troll

His Confused Troll often carried a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

His Confused Troll desired a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Troll had a hat that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Troll desired a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Troll always carried a piece of paper to worship. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Confused Troll wanted a tomato that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.