The Bewildered Troll

The Bewildered Troll wanted a crown that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a crown being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Troll had a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Troll looked for a can of Tango that they would annihilate It should have been a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Troll desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Troll desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Troll needed a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing opted for.