A Bewildered Unicorn

A Bewildered Unicorn always carried a teapot that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Unicorn searched for a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Unicorn desperately looked for a cucumber that they would annihilate One might find this to be a new idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A cucumber being the chosen item.

A Bewildered Unicorn wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

A Bewildered Unicorn found a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

A Bewildered Unicorn wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A porno magazine being the thing selected.