The Exceptional Unicorn

The Exceptional Unicorn needed a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Unicorn desperately looked for a dildo that they would often play with. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Unicorn always had with them a wig that they sometimes cuddle. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Unicorn often carried a sponge to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Unicorn desperately needed a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen being the item selected.

The Exceptional Unicorn desired a custard pie that they would often drop. This seems an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.