Their Square Unicorn

Their Square Unicorn desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would annihilate This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Their Square Unicorn looked for a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

Their Square Unicorn always carried a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Their Square Unicorn desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Unicorn needed a helmet that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to select.

Their Square Unicorn desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.