A Exceptional Unicorn

A Exceptional Unicorn always had with them a stretchman to eat. It would have been an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

A Exceptional Unicorn searched for a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a condom having that done to it

A Exceptional Unicorn desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Exceptional Unicorn always carried a crown that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item chosen.

A Exceptional Unicorn desired a sponge that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge of all things.

A Exceptional Unicorn desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was sublime. A teapot being the thing selected.