The Fucking Unicorn

The Fucking Unicorn desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.

The Fucking Unicorn carried a condom that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Unicorn desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Fucking Unicorn always carried a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Unicorn desired a set square that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Unicorn owned a tomato that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.