Her Grumpy Unicorn

Her Grumpy Unicorn always carried a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A stretchman is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Unicorn searched for a spade that they would cuddle. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Unicorn desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Her Grumpy Unicorn desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Unicorn owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Unicorn desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.