His Depressed Unicorn

His Depressed Unicorn always kept a sack of potatoes to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

His Depressed Unicorn owned a helmet that they would often throw. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

His Depressed Unicorn looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is wonderful. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Unicorn desperately wanted a vibrator that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Unicorn searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

His Depressed Unicorn searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.