Her Jolly Unicorn

Her Jolly Unicorn owned a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Unicorn looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Unicorn searched for a big sponge to hug. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Jolly Unicorn desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Jolly Unicorn desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Her Jolly Unicorn looked for a wig that they would often eat. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to select.