My Chinese Unicorn

My Chinese Unicorn looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

My Chinese Unicorn always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. It is a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Chinese Unicorn desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item selected.

My Chinese Unicorn always kept a magic 8 ball that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was epic. A magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

My Chinese Unicorn owned a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Unicorn desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.