A Purple Unicorn

A Purple Unicorn always had with them a sword to worship. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Unicorn desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It is considered to be a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

A Purple Unicorn desired a rubber johnny that they would play with. It might be a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

A Purple Unicorn always had with them a sword to put on his head. It should be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

A Purple Unicorn desperately searched for a crown that they would often throw. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Unicorn looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.