His Tired Unicorn

His Tired Unicorn always kept a ball that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was fun. A ball being the chosen item.

His Tired Unicorn craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

His Tired Unicorn owned a vibrator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Tired Unicorn desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Tired Unicorn desperately looked for a pen that they liked to put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

His Tired Unicorn desperately wanted a toilet brush to sleep with. It might have been a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.