His Nervous Unicorn

His Nervous Unicorn often carried a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

His Nervous Unicorn always kept a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be an original operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Nervous Unicorn carried a little monkey to put up their bum. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

His Nervous Unicorn carried a can of Tango to demolish. It should have been a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Unicorn always kept a cup that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was fun. Remarkably, a cup of all things.

His Nervous Unicorn found a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was amazing. A can of coke of all things.