His Stupid Unicorn

His Stupid Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Stupid Unicorn looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Unicorn always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. This could be considered a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Unicorn desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to select.

His Stupid Unicorn found a computer to worship. It should have been an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Unicorn searched for a stretchman to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.