Their Stupid Unicorn

Their Stupid Unicorn desperately looked for a bat that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Unicorn desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Unicorn always kept a bat that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Unicorn wanted a pen that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to choose.

Their Stupid Unicorn had a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Unicorn always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.