My Depressed Unicorn

My Depressed Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

My Depressed Unicorn desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Unicorn often carried a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Unicorn owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

My Depressed Unicorn had a dildo that they would sometimes play with. It would be an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Depressed Unicorn always had with them a custard pie that they liked to smash. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen item.