The Scary Unicorn

The Scary Unicorn desired a rubber chicken to rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be fun. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Unicorn desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. It is an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Scary Unicorn always carried a condom to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to choose.

The Scary Unicorn searched for a wig that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

The Scary Unicorn always had with them a sponge that they would sit and look at. It should have been an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sponge having that done to it

The Scary Unicorn desperately craved for a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.