A Cute Unicorn

A Cute Unicorn often carried a wig to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Unicorn always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Cute Unicorn found a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

A Cute Unicorn needed a magic 8 ball to experiment on. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

A Cute Unicorn desperately craved for a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Cute Unicorn desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.