His Fat Unicorn

His Fat Unicorn craved for a bottle of beer to cuddle. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it

His Fat Unicorn wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

His Fat Unicorn desperately looked for a vibrator that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Unicorn wanted a tomato to annihilate It might have been a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Fat Unicorn always had with them a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

His Fat Unicorn found a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar of all things.