The Famous Unicorn

The Famous Unicorn desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a condom being the thing selected.

The Famous Unicorn always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Famous Unicorn looked for a stretchman that they would share. It was an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Unicorn desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be wonderous. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Unicorn looked for a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Famous Unicorn found a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.