His Green Unicorn

His Green Unicorn desperately looked for a wig to worship. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.

His Green Unicorn craved for a radiator to break. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

His Green Unicorn always had with them a computer to insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

His Green Unicorn always had with them a CD player that they would worship. This is certainly a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

His Green Unicorn desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen thing.

His Green Unicorn desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.