Her Scary Unicorn

Her Scary Unicorn needed a bottle of beer to break. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Scary Unicorn owned a sword that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Unicorn desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Scary Unicorn needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Her Scary Unicorn found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Scary Unicorn searched for a condom to share. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A condom being the thing opted for.