Her Gentle Unicorn

Her Gentle Unicorn carried a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It was an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Unicorn needed a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Her Gentle Unicorn desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Her Gentle Unicorn desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Her Gentle Unicorn desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Unicorn had a bag of poop that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.