His Lovely Unicorn

His Lovely Unicorn always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Unicorn desired a pint of cider that they would eat. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

His Lovely Unicorn carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Unicorn looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. It might be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke of all things.

His Lovely Unicorn searched for a melon that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A melon would be the item that was selected.

His Lovely Unicorn always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.