My Eccentric Unicorn

My Eccentric Unicorn found a radiator that they sometimes sleep with. It is a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing selected.

My Eccentric Unicorn owned a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be spectacular. A stapler was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Unicorn desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

My Eccentric Unicorn looked for a condom that they would often hug. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Unicorn searched for a toilet brush to try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Unicorn always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would smash. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.