The Brainy Unicorn

The Brainy Unicorn desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often break. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Unicorn had a wig that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Unicorn desperately craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Brainy Unicorn craved for a little monkey to worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey of all things.

The Brainy Unicorn needed a vibrator that they sometimes share. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Unicorn wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.