Their Horny Unicorn

Their Horny Unicorn always had with them a can of Tango to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

Their Horny Unicorn always kept a tomato that they would hug. It would be a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a tomato of all things.

Their Horny Unicorn desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Their Horny Unicorn desired a toilet brush that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Unicorn often carried a bat that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Unicorn searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.