Her Weary Unicorn

Her Weary Unicorn carried a radiator to hug. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Weary Unicorn carried a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Weary Unicorn desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Weary Unicorn desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Her Weary Unicorn often carried a rubber johnny to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a different thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Weary Unicorn wanted a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A hat being the thing opted for.