The Ugly Unicorn

The Ugly Unicorn desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Unicorn wanted a cup that they would put down their trousers. It would be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Unicorn wanted a tomato that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Ugly Unicorn always had with them a sponge that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Unicorn found a hat that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing selected.

The Ugly Unicorn desired a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen item.