Their Exceptional Unicorn

Their Exceptional Unicorn searched for a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Their Exceptional Unicorn craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Their Exceptional Unicorn had a condom that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was fun. A condom is the item to choose.

Their Exceptional Unicorn often carried a block of cheese that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Their Exceptional Unicorn desperately needed a melon to throw. It should be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Unicorn often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.