Her Troubled Unicorn

Her Troubled Unicorn found a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Troubled Unicorn desperately desired a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Unicorn looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Troubled Unicorn desperately craved for a little monkey that they would often drop. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was sublime. A little monkey being the thing selected.

Her Troubled Unicorn had a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Unicorn desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.